Me: We got cheated on our chicken noodle soup! (Upon the discovery of one lone noodle in the box of soup.)
Hedgehog: No we didn't. It's quite literal: chicken nooooodle soup.
(I should have noticed it was singular "noodle", not plural "noodles".)
* Remark at a restaurant that caused the rest of our table to erupt in laughter: "We're all decapitated in one way or another." (Since everyone knows that being decapitated is so close to being incapacitated. You just lose your head sometimes.)
Response by daughter after I hung up their coat on the new coat rack after they threw it over a chair: "Noooo, things aren't suppose to be used for their intended purpose!"
*Mica's opinion of Daisy's lackadaisical response to doing chores:"You're only a disappointment on odd days. On other days you're just a pet peeve."
How high mom rates on the list of importance: "I gave you my junk e-mail address because my other e-mail address is for people I care about."
*"What!?!" Reaction of daughter when finding out that the family stapler was also out of staples when they attempted to use it. They had thought to use the family one instead of their own because they would have had to put in new staples.
This is also the same daughter that told me that: "If you notice your coca-cola supply going down (the case of glass bottles that are suppose to be for headaches), it's because we don't have any clean glasses and so there's nothing else to drink."
Hedgehog: "I didn't remember to return your headphones because I was so enamored with them. They have such good sound and they block out the