Sunday, April 15, 2012

Sunday Randomness #154 Nerdy Notes

The note reads: "Dear Eva,
Since you don't seem to be eating your nerds very quickly, I helped you out a bit. Thank you and you're welcome! Love, Jessica."

Certain categories of candies are not safe if left out in the open-scavengers move in quickly and take advantage. Some scavengers acknowledge the breach and offer thanks to the hoodwinked party. Most of the time the scavengers merely leave either a lightened container or, more injurious (and insulting to the party but complimentary to the candy corporation), leave an empty package with no clue as to the identity of the candy consumer. If you want to protect your candy, share! No really, share. Scavengers are likely to show leniency on parties that share; the assuaging of temptation goes far in restraining candy thieving tendencies.

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